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Hitler had one ball: Official

Other not in Albert Hall, however

Bootnotes 19 Nov 11:19

Homework late? Blame Russian hackers

Teachers wise up to tech-based yarns

Bootnotes 19 Nov 10:07

Tron sequel already in production

Arguably the most long overdue sequel ever

Entertainment 18 Nov 17:45

Smut email hubby claims iPhone glitch

Lewd snap 'accidentally' attached

Bootnotes 18 Nov 11:56

Kim Kardashian in Miami beachslapping

Shift your arse, love, we're trying to work here

Bootnotes 18 Nov 11:04

Beeb gets its rocks off in Second Life

E-shag guide: First, buy enormous e-todger...

Bootnotes 17 Nov 16:12

El Reg seeks top net neologism

Pod slurping? Meh

Bootnotes 17 Nov 14:38

Chinese TV suspends footie coverage

Lads not giving 110% in the 'professional ethics' department

Bootnotes 17 Nov 13:49

China clamps down on miming musos

Ministry of culture pulls plug on lip-synch

Entertainment 17 Nov 11:21

Unhappy people watch more telly

Financial crisis? Stick the idiot's lantern on

Bootnotes 17 Nov 10:54

'Meh' makes Collins English Dictionary

Whatever

Bootnotes 17 Nov 09:54

India draws up own Google Earth plan

Space programme spin-off

Bootnotes 14 Nov 12:37

BOFH: The paperless cafeteria

Episode 37 A movement builds

BOFH 14 Nov 11:59

Texas cop tasers himself

Law enforcement fail caught on camera

Bootnotes 13 Nov 10:15

Nokia Siemens Networks in 'synergy-related headcount restructuring'

9,000 culled to the sound of whalesong

Bootnotes 12 Nov 16:46

Geeks whup Marine ass in Call Of Duty 5

But military fights back in vid game debut bloodbath

Entertainment 12 Nov 15:25

Arizona boffins get a grip on their newly-fat pipe

'Dark fibre' equivalent to 700 HD smut channels

Bootnotes 12 Nov 13:24

Anal whitening biz drops one million clams for Vibrators.com

'We draw the line at porn'

Odds and Sods 12 Nov 00:11

HPC data center glory? It's in the game

Everything but the homicidal IT admin

Odds and Sods 12 Nov 00:09

Ode to the Phoenix Mars Lander

In your last dying throes/observed that it snows

Odds and Sods 11 Nov 22:07

Love bug worm inspires Asian film

Chick flick with computer viruses. Sounds truly dire

Entertainment 11 Nov 16:26

World's ugliest mutt pops paws

RIP, three-legged, one-eyed hound of hell

Bootnotes 11 Nov 12:41

China to offer detox to net junkies

Recognises addiction as 'clinical disease'

Bootnotes 11 Nov 12:00

Half of Brits abuse apostrophe's

Cant tell they're it's from their elbow's

Bootnotes 11 Nov 11:21

Gary Glitter expelled from GCSE paper

Inappropriate 'related listening'

Bootnotes 10 Nov 14:41

Replicating DNA

Stob Digital watches and dolphins all round

Verity Stob 10 Nov 13:02

iPod cans menace pacemakers

Bluetooth no heart-stopper, however

Bootnotes 10 Nov 12:14

Copper propositioned woman while 'on the job'

Pints all round for the Sky News cheap gag department

Bootnotes 7 Nov 16:07

Swedish transsexuals offered prosthetic todgers

All well and good, but no wood

Bootnotes 7 Nov 15:23

Lib Dem stripogram councillor quits politics

Finally shafted by Devon two Inches

Bootnotes 7 Nov 14:18

BOFH: Taking out a contract

Episode 36 Less is not actually Moore

BOFH 7 Nov 12:21

BBC has newsgasm over Obama's dog

Goldendoodle or pitbull? Hmmm...

Bootnotes 7 Nov 12:00

Gadget Show competition spews text spam

At £1.50 a pop

Bootnotes 7 Nov 11:36

Serial commentard vents steam through ears

FoTW Aaron Kempf ♥ Sarah Palin — True

Letters 7 Nov 11:08

MP calls for Jezza Clarkson's head

Strumpet gag a 'dismissible offence'

Bootnotes 7 Nov 06:02

Is Sun taking open source a little too far?

Schwartz puppetry

Odds and Sods 6 Nov 19:00

Palin didn't know Africa is a continent, McCain aides say

Needed work on North America too

Bootnotes 6 Nov 18:38

Cream drummer may flash ginger nuts in court

Baker prepared to strip in £30k fraud case

Bootnotes 6 Nov 16:34

Drunken Brummie hack resigns on YouTube

Two fingers to the Birmingham Mail at Florida Obama bash

Bootnotes 6 Nov 12:32

Spanish cheesemaker launches ovine Lolitas initiative

Adopt-a-lamb webcam plan

Bootnotes 6 Nov 12:05

Michael Dell, indie movie extra

Plays self in 'Sno Cone' flick

Odds and Sods 6 Nov 01:13

Fifty years later, steam appears on British railway

No. 60163 Tornado completes trial run

Odds and Sods 6 Nov 00:02

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